so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
