i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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