Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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