Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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