you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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