Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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