Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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