your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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