I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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