I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
