I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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