its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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