The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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