im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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