saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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