"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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