wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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