Buhtt sex?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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