Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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