your thong is hanging out like whoa
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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