I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
