They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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