seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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