Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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