Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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