ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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