just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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