I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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