I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How's work?
Spinning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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