awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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