I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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