well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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