he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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