I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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