My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
