...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
don't judge my taste in strippers
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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