So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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