He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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