But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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