I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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