Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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