woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
