I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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