come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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