This is not my ceiling
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
our cab driver is having phone sex.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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