i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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