No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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