My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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