Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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