That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
