I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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