did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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