There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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