As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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