We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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