ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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