question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This house was built for laser tag.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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