whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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